I [love] OUR AI OVERLORDS

I just had the pleasure of learning the most exciting thing this year: Amazon’s partnership with Flock is coming to my doorstep! I can’t believe I finally can live the dream of being in 1984. I hate privacy and want the local government and corporations to know everything I am doing 24/7 365.

The whole nation is going to be a much safer place now that every second of my commute and activities can be tracked even if I do not have my phone on me. They finally understand that I, and every other American, are threats to personal and national security. Every single human is a threat the second they are born.

I can’t wait to see when they are going to take the next step of implanting personal tracking devices into every baby that is born so that we can finally all sleep peacefully at night.

God bless America, and God bless our AI overlords.

-K